dream

I had a dream that I was presumed dead, after someone shot me or something, but was actually still alive. Then I had to pretend that I was dead, in order to try and save my life. Do you know how hard that is? In all honesty, the dream was more like a comedic movie, because anyone trying to kill me would know whether or not I was really dead, but it's one of those things you think about. Like, "Oh shit, I have to hold my breath for a really long time, and make it look like I've stopped breathing, and maybe very gently and shallowly breathe so that they don't see my chest moving." Ya know?

Anyway, I'm sure most of you have wondered whether or not you could play dead if you had to, and if you'd be any good at it. And if that's something that you haven't ever thought about, then get on it!

By the way, it's five in the morning right now, and I'm working on presentation.