Pictures post

Hello all,
Due to a recent lack of interesting thoughts synapsing within my brain, I decided to dedicate a post to recent pictures I've found on the internet. Consider it the best of StumbleUpon according to my tastes which you yourself did not have to spend the time finding ("you yourself? Is that correct?" you ask. I don't know).

All pictures courtesy of the original artist whose permission I did not seek before reproducing.



you guys seen The Sciene of Sleep? It's Michel Gondry's sophomore feature length. This picture reminded me of the heist dream that Stephan has after he realizes that he isn't the type of guy that Stephanie is into. Poor, struggling, misunderstood artist.



"Things will turn out the way you want, if just quit doubting that I love you..."
"Mnnm, we're about to cut to the artistically vague ending which leaves things up to the viewer to interpret... hmmn, mn, horses... mnhmph, boats.... cellophane water......"


Next up, the baby bottle bong..



For me, it dates back to Half Baked, and the infamous montage of different kinds of pot smokers narrated by Dave Chapelle. This one would fall into the "MacGuyver" cateory. The pot smoker who prides him or herself on the ability to smoke weed out of just about anything. There are many pictures which surface on the internet of women in seductive positions, yet, with kids in the picture (how do you miss that?). Sometimes it's as bad as a kid lying naked on it's side while mommy has her exposed thong high-riding over her jeans captured in all its kodak moment glory. For those mothers who like to combine pleasure with business, I give you that picture. Go knock yourself out in your awesome "cinder block and cheap paint" patterned nursery.


How about these ducks?



I imagine the duck shoving the other duck into the pond to be a rosy cheeked, portly duck, unaware of his own strength. Maybe a little intoxicated too. Sort of like that cliche scene in movies where the rosy cheeked, portly fellow slaps the skinny guy on the back and the skinny guy almost topples over. That's what's happening here with these ducks. Someone thought of that, and then said "Why not do that, only with ducks?" Why not indeed? Parks could use more art like this.


Tangent Time!: Ducks to Bad Dudes



Craigslist: Needed: Two Bad Dudez who live in the ghetto near the Chrysler building, look exactly the same (hereditary twins not necessary) and can act like they can handle anatomically correct huge arm baddies wielding ridiculously appropriate street mugger weapons. Hand gloves optional, but encouraged.


Hey let's take a break. Because if it's one thing about blog posts that I hate to see, it's the reader's lack of interest in the subject. Most of you know me so you're willing to read this. I go through hundreds of websites sometimes, and most of them are just looooonnnng text written in the style of the matrix (bright green on black background) and I just don't have the time to read it. You have three seconds to catch someone's attention. With that in mind. I would like to tell you that it takeS mE an eXtraordinary amount of time to write these blog entries, compared to the amount of time it takes you to read them. Quite often this time exceeds my patience and falls short of my expectations, so I just quit.


It happens.



"-arget and I found some really cool stuff in the dollar section."

"Uh huh... "

"Are you falling asleep?"

"Yeah sorry, long day..."


There are too many pictures in my download folder. I spend a lot of time on the internet. But thanks for reading this!