It's yr BDay, and you're a dog. So what better than some hot dogs?! Just kidding! They aren't really really made of real dogs, so you can relax an' havvah gugh time!
Now THIS dog is having a good day, birthdaaaay or not!
There are portraits of yourself that you imagine in your head, and then there are those that you make come true. I present to you, the truth.
This is a disgusting idea, which somehow I feel like lots of people would like. I just feel bad for the guy who first looked at his coffee and thought it looked like shit water (and I'll go ahead and assume that that's the order in which it happened...)
I'm not sure what's going on here. Some sort of StromLord / Kiss tribute.
This owl looks like he's got a wig on! What are you doing owl? Owl you are so silly. Come down from that high bench you silly owl.
This is a love calculator I found on Stumble. Grammar aside, and using the American Academic Standards, I fail at loving myself.
Because face it, you HATE eggs that LOOK like eggs. You fucking shapist. Get over it. Just cause it looks like an egg doesn't mean it's gonna fulfill all of your egg stereotypes. I'll tell you what stereotypes are being fulfilled, all of mine about you blog readers.
... This hawks got one problem. YOU.
Are you in a gang? Do you have a need for quickly accessible, short range, hand held, lethal weapons? Oh wat's that? You ALSO practice crystology? I think I've got just the thing...
God, some cats. I wish I could let him know somehow. I hate that shit. I wonder if he even KNOWS that they're on.
btw, I am drinking some Pino right now and it keeps aftertasting like chicken. It's sick....
Plus, I gotta hold of a SNES emulator and tried playing Harvest Moon, but almost fell asleep trying to find the goddamn shed in the first level...
P.S. people hate when you ask them for their help in building your ridiculous farmville projects. What do you think this is? X-TREME MAKEOVER? What's the point? If I help you build your mansion, can I crash on the couch when I'm in town? Can I get a time share? You KNOW you'd TOTALLY have a place to stay if we were in Second Life... c'monnnnnn!!!!!
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