man, this is boring, but i was alarmed

so i listen to much of my music on playlist.com since the library is relatively massive and eccentric. While I was thinking of a song to listen to, a red banner caught my eye. In large white letters it said "doitforyourbaby.com" and it had a picture of a wide eyed baby. At the bottom however, there was a play button, and the caption said "hear what whooping cough sounds like" and for some reason or another, whether it be the wording, or just my internal voice, I read it as a sort of inviting statement, much like the way you would hear your friend cheerily and articulately say "so, what do you want to do today?" I clicked the button and immediately regretted it. It sounds like a baby drowing. It made me feel errie, and sort of helpless, like there was this baby, making this sound somewhere, and I couldn't do anything about it. Anyway, check it out if you need another regret in your life.